We hold these search strings to be self-evident: rather a lot of people, and not just Americans, are looking for rather a lot of peculiar stuff. It falls to me to chronicle it for the sake of cheap laffs.
the who see me: Yes, but can you see them?
gandolph’s tires sells the same tire globally: I’m not surprised. There couldn’t have been that much demand just in the Shire.
windows 10 not ready: So? Windows Vista was never ready.
last supper beer pong: Oh, that Judas, he’s such a cut-up.
deanne is married to a very wealthy attorney and she wants everyone to know that. she drives an expensive car: Which she intends to keep after the divorce.
without me you’re a dime but with me you’re a buck fifty lyrics: Seems like kind of an unbalanced relationship to me, am I right?
how early can i refill my klonopin: Probably two-thirty, since it’s unlikely you’ll even be awake by noon.
villains who twirl their mustaches are easy to spot: Which is why they’ll never make it to supervillain status.
hello kitty hospital gown: No mouth, and no back either.
seventy percent ethanol: Sounds like Uncle Zeke halfway through a three-day weekend.
guys pout: Sometimes they even whine.
can cats feel earthquakes: What’s more, they don’t like ’em.