I mean, it’s not too often I trot out something like this:
And this morning, telltale sirens disclosed the presence of an unfortunate ucalegon.
— Charles G Hill (@dustbury) August 24, 2015
I learned that word several decades ago, and never anticipated that I’d ever get a chance to use it. But opportunity knocked, then ran around the corner and bashed in a window, so I couldn’t very well pass it up.