If you have Monday off, or even if you don’t, this Monday-morning feature is still around, showing you what lengths people will go to in the search for, um, let’s call it “information.”
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f4 anvil: The lower-priced alternative to Acme.
Buy don’t like the ear uncomfortable than eat shit Want to buy a sennheiser earplugs, please recomm: When you’re in those coprophagic moods, the only thing that matters about earbuds is whether the cord gets in the way of your lunch.
Rove all over the world children suddenly the rain arena, I wish you have a dream for a hors: My dream kingdom for a dream horse!
viral video proves the internet loves shade balls: The Internet loves balls, shade or otherwise.
how many variations are there for the cd4e transmission: At this point, two: broken, and not broken.
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jim develops 5 java applications a year. joe develops 10 java applications a year. jim gets paid $5000.00 per application: Joe gets paid $1500 per application, quits, and goes off to write games for Android.
if the purpose of this paragraph is to persuade readers to eat tortillas: It probably should have been written tomorrow, on Taco Tuesday.
whats third base with a guy: I don’t know. (Third base.)
“wreck the dress” | “destroy the dress” | “drown the gown” | “trash the dress”: Excuse me, but are you having an issue with this dress?
slammed cars: Often they are slammed into bridge abutments.