I park, therefore I am

First things first:

See also Jerry Reed: “Well, if the Lord that made the moon and the stars / Woulda meant for you and me to have cars / He’d-a seen that we was all born with a parking space.”


  1. backwoods conservative »

    28 November 2015 · 2:55 pm

    I park, therefore I am.

  2. backwoods conservative »

    28 November 2015 · 3:01 pm

    Patdon me. The sign grabbed my attention so much I didn’t notice the title of the post. Does that mean I have to pay an additional parking/existing fee?

  3. CGHill »

    28 November 2015 · 4:29 pm

    For what it’s worth, the working title was something else; I changed it something like 30 seconds before publication. I conclude from this that there are more things in heaven and earth than are thought of in my philosophy.

  4. McGehee »

    28 November 2015 · 11:26 pm

    So that’s why everybody’s clamoring to be validated!

  5. fillyjonk »

    29 November 2015 · 5:26 pm

    Only death and taxes are certain, and apparently you can be taxed without even being born.

  6. Georganna Hancock (@GLHancock) »

    29 November 2015 · 5:53 pm

    This strangely reminds me of my graduate studies experience at San Diego State University where anyone can buy a parking permit, but few can actually find an empty space. When I was there, SDSU had about 35,000 students and 11,000 parking spaced, yet they kept on selling those permits. It was sort of “I park, therefore I really exist as an SDSU student!”

  7. CGHill »

    30 November 2015 · 7:06 pm

    Sounds like your typical Big University.

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