It is a Monday tradition in these parts to go traipsing through the logs, hoping to find weird, embarrassing, or utterly inscrutable search strings. And invariably, we find them.
maria bartiromo black pantyhose: Wore out the Pause switch on your DVR, did you?
shoes sticking to floor: I’m guessing this is in the room where you watch Maria Bartiromo.
windows 10 is not ready: Yeah, that’s what they said about Server 2003.
degrading flirting: Was it graded first?
man name sirius and woman named Denise involvement in bank robbery in Orange county California: Surely Denise didn’t take this guy Siriusly.
run up an alley and holler fish: Don’t be surprised when Abe Vigoda answers.
during her speech on creating a healthier environment: She coughed several times and spit twice on the floor.
valvoline rookwood: I hear this will be the name for Kim and Kanye’s third kid.
one-horned bitch destroyer: This must be one of those new “modern” Tarot decks.
waxed muff: After which, inevitably, it waned.
quadruple beer: Twelve point eight?
people with a lot of moles: That lets out Ron Stoppable, who has only one.
write a fiction short story about election using polling place, independent, electoral college, elec: And keep in mind that however outlandish your storyline, it will never be as weird as actual news programs.