Predictive smartassery

Christmas morning, I was bleary-eyed and running about 60 percent brain function, but I still managed to come up with this:

No response. (Too early, you think?) Then, an hour later, this showed up:

Bless you, Mr Harvey, sir.


  1. McGehee »

    26 December 2015 · 8:19 am

    Expect a call from the Department of Temporal Investigations. I suggest you offer to plead to a misdemeanor causality infraction. They’ll try to tell you that’s only for quantum physicists, but I know better.

  2. ETat »

    26 December 2015 · 8:27 am

    …and the joke is?
    The guy is a bully – in character; ugly – in appearance; incompetent – as a professional TV host/announcer.

    I see in comments @your link he’s applauded only by his clones in the thread, “real niggas”

  3. CGHill »

    26 December 2015 · 10:40 am

    I’m guessing you missed the moment when he crowned the wrong winner in that beauty pageant.

  4. ETat »

    26 December 2015 · 12:50 pm

    No, I didn’t: see my comment re: his professionalism.

    He’s the living proof of that old adage re: viciousness vs. incompetence (sloppiness). He is the latter, he’s just that simple.

  5. ETat »

    26 December 2015 · 2:44 pm

    I meant the Hanlon’s Razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity).
    [….my own failing is my memory. argh.]

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