Lynn looks inside Spanx and finds a silver lining of sorts:
In 2010, an Oklahoma woman wore Spanx over her head while she robbed a McDonald’s. Oh that is so Oklahoma. I don’t know whether to be proud or ashamed. Robbery is definitely not cool but it goes to show that we could come up with better uses for Spanx. It could be up there with duct tape and WD-40 in the Stuff With 1001 Uses category.
I dunno if you could come up with a thousand and one, but even just one — other than “medieval torture device,” that is — might be worth the effort.