After months of foreplay, the actual political season begins this week, and it has the word “anticlimax” written all over it. So I’m just going to go about my business, part of which involves sorting through recent search strings. No contributions are solicited.
“feminist airplanes” “feminist engineers”: The latter, at least, are known to exist.
why do feminist hate guys yahoo: Damn guys won’t let them fly.
this question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions canton flannel: After “submissions,” I think we can safely rule that this was automated.
would you like us to send you a daily digest about new articles every day heracles: It would give him something to do while mucking out the stables.
assume that wal-mart stores: No, don’t. We assume too much about them already.
96 ways to say i love you: Which is 46 more than the ways to leave.
invisible clothes for women: Alterations, regrettably, are exceedingly difficult.
by publishing information packed articles, you’ll soon enjoy visceroptosis: Well, you may experience it, but you probably won’t enjoy it.
kermit the frog no mascara: I wonder if this is what triggered the breakup with Miss Piggy.
thomas has routinely declined invitations to go bar-hopping from kathy, his boss. during his performance review, kathy mentions that even though the quality of his work is satisfactory, he isn’t much of a “team player.” at the end of the review, kathy invites him out for drinks again. how would this: If Thomas is wise, he will start updating his résumé.
did shakespeare write with a quill: Well, it wasn’t a Sharpie.
walking down the street something caught my eye: How it did that while walking, I’ll never know.
craigslist narration needed: Over here are the scamsters, and off to the right you can see the pervs.