On Valentine’s Day, the last thing I want or need to hear is — well, anything from this list, though this specific example is perhaps the most galling:
“You should try to find a date! You know, so you’re not alone.”
Because, you know, it would never occur to someone to try to find a date any other time of the year.
The one saving grace in all this is that the 14th this year falls on a Sunday, so those fortunate enough to be able to partake of late-night debauchery will pay for it dearly Monday morning.