So I distrust this, as I distrust all such pronouncements. But for now, the Food Police are boasting of their latest easy bust:
Breaking news: Everything fun causes death.
The FDA, aka, killjoys, has said it is no longer safe to eat raw cookie dough — even if you’re using one of those Pinterest recipes that doesn’t use raw eggs, according to the Indy News. In fact, the administration said in a new consumer update posted Tuesday, it’s not safe to eat raw flour in any form. Not homemade “play dough,” not licking the spoon of brownie batter. Nothing.
The FDA never finds a thing in the world wrong with, for instance, autostart video.