Remember, boys and girls, do not steal wheels:
A 43-year-old man was found dead at noon Saturday in the north parking lot of the Ron Marhofer Buick GMC dealership on Whipple Avenue NW.
Stark County [OH] Coroner’s investigator Rick Walters said the man apparently was trying to steal wheels from an SUV at the dealership when the GMC Yukon fell off the jack, struck him in the head and crushed him. Walters identified him as Richard E. Ritch. He would have turned 44 next month.
Rich E. Ritch?
Cue Fats Domino: “Ain’t that a shame?”
(Via The Truth About Cars.)