Tweets to come

A prediction by Christopher Johnson:

Twitter, the single greatest collection of idiots, morons and nitwits ever assembled in one place anywhere in the universe, will eventually become so gigantic that it will collapse in upon itself and form a massive Black Hole of Stupidity which will destroy existence as we know it.

Compare this outcome to the one projected by Conan O’Brien:

In the year 3000, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge into one super time-wasting site called YouTwitFace.

I don’t think it will take that long, really.


  1. fillyjonk »

    24 September 2016 · 12:18 pm

    Based on all the people talking about rage-quitting Twitter, my long game is to wait (and continue to post cat pictures) until everyone smarter than I am has quit it, and then I can declare myself the smartest person on Twitter.

    Not that that’s much of a prize at all, really….actually, it’s kind of like saying I’m the smartest person in the room when I’m sitting alone at home.

    Annnnnd I just talked myself out of feeling good about it.

  2. CGHill »

    24 September 2016 · 1:35 pm

    This is approximately the same argument I use for remaining in the Democratic Party.

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