I still have an AOL mailbox, at least partially because I’ve never had a good reason to delete it. Not much shows up in it. And this particular piece of spam, allegedly touting “bathroom remodeling trends by experts in yuor [sic] area,” had a fair number of hidden phrases to give it seeming validity.
Seeming, that is, until you actually read them:
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Then again, maybe I’d like a bathroom with flamboyant glaze, enormity notwithstanding.