Between meals yesterday: not even close to a handful of Organic Raw Walnuts ($4.85 for 3.5 ounces from Tierra Farm, Valatie, New York). First thought: how much is that per pound? (A shade over $22.) More amusing was this warning on the bottom:
“Contains tree nuts. May contain shell fragments.”
I knew some guys in the Army who seemed to be nuts, though it never occurred to me to ask if they contained shell fragments.
Also in the shipment: dried apple rings, and two varieties of raisins, one of them covered in dark chocolate.