But it may be cute, now that I think about it.
One of my regular items on the Walmart grocery run is a cheap cooked-ham product supplied by Hormel, deli sliced, for about four bucks a pound, there being some days in the week when nothing but a Dagwoodesque sandwich will do. This past weekend they apparently were out of the stuff, and requested (at curbside) permission to substitute, describing the suggested replacement as “Hormel Boneless Half Ham, Deli Sliced.” I was fine with that, since the price, as per Walmart policy, was the same $3.93.
And then I got it home. It was an actual half ham. By Hormel. A Cure 81 half ham. Worth about $13 at retail.
Maybe I should forget the sandwiches and just glaze the darn thing.