Welcome to New Canada

This would simplify matters for all those people who swore they’d move to Canada if Donald Trump were elected:

Adjusted borders

(Via Jeff Faria, who warns: “Of course, all those folks will have to undergo Canadianization training, which is a long, complex process involving maple syrup.” Pass the poutine.)


  1. fillyjonk »

    14 November 2016 · 6:24 pm

    When I lived in Michigan, the joke was that they kept trying to return Detroit to Canada and Canada (politely, of course) refused.

  2. Wombat-socho »

    14 November 2016 · 9:47 pm

    Nevada’s not getting ceded to Canada without a fight.

  3. McG »

    15 November 2016 · 9:40 am

    I think we could keep the I-8 corridor and San Diego. It’s about the only remaining Pacific port city that wouldn’t be happier as part of Greater North Korea.

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