Add this to my Never Seen In Fast Food Places list:
According to Dardanelle Police Chief Monti Sims, at approximately 10 a.m. Sunday morning, December 4, the Dardanelle Police Department arrested an unidentified naked female after two incidents occurred at Burger King and McDonald’s. The unclothed female entered Burger King and according to witnesses, “checked on the status of her application.” After inquiring about her application, the female then stole a Santa hat and some garland from the restaurant then exited the business. She then fled Burger King and attempted to enter a vehicle at McDonald’s located next door. Upon attempting to enter the vehicle, officers with the Dardanelle Police Department apprehended her.
Because yeah, that Santa hat will cover her up nicely.
(Speaking of Santa hats, Kali Allaway of the Web comic Enjuhneer wears one, which is essential if you want to know where she is, because she’s otherwise invisible. She is not, however, generally naked.)
Our unclad Arkansawyer isn’t so fortunate:
After placing her under arrest, the nude woman was transported to the Yell County Detention Center and was booked on the charges of two counts disorderly conduct and she remains in custody at this time.
Which was to be expected. Heck, actual nudists aren’t allowed in Arkansas.