Strange search-engine queries (570)

Not that you need the explanation at this point, inasmuch as we’ve been doing this for over ten years, but if you managed to miss it somehow, it’s like this: lots of traffic arrives here, not because they think I’m so gosh-darn wonderful, but because they’re Looking For Something. (“Everybody’s looking for something.” — Eurythmics) Once in a while, what they’re looking for is off-color, unexpected, or downright weird. And that’s what you’ll see here.

prime jailbait pantyhose pics:  Well, this is 2017, which is a prime number.

unrelated to a black edge glasses camera girls and girlish. it was sex favorite bimbo woman with ample boobs and does not suit a small system delicate! mommy:  Few bimbos, mommies or otherwise, qualify as jailbait.

+let’s hit it in the face with a shovel:  Is that better or worse than stepping on the business end of a rake?

new frontiers in pediatric traumatic brain injury torrent:  If you’re still downloading torrents for stuff that’s for sale, we assume you’re suffering from a brain injury.

how much does a ford:  If you have to ask, you can’t a Ford.

mighty muffler halifax:  Recommended for my old ’66 Chevy Nova Scotia.

average auto insurance rates:  Please submit your name, address, and a copy of your driving record for a quote.

aquafina doesn’t freeze snopes:  Snopes is in southern California. Almost nothing freezes them.

dr. phil former priest pete vs. scorned ex-wife pamela: who is to blame for their son’s death?  Dr. Phil, obviously.

a surplus store gives a scratch-off ticket to 2000 customers as they leave with their groceries. the average amount of their winnings will be:  Damn near nothing. You think a surplus store is rolling in dough or something?

can a vanishing twin reappear:  Maybe, if the producers can talk the person playing both roles to work twice as hard.

stomach stapling specialist vienna:  There is no obesity among the Viennese; anyone who gains too much weight is pitched into the Danube.

why is beaver slang for a woman’s private area:  It would be pretty silly to call it a koala.

you thought this would be easier eh?  You kidding? After ten years I can do this in my sleep.


  1. Dan T. »

    2 January 2017 · 10:23 am

    “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.” — U2

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