Let alone a review. Novelist Marko Kloos discloses one of the least comprehensible reviews in the history of Amazon:
Don't fret about your Amazon reviews. I just got a three-star review because my novel isn't a 36-count package of Jimmy Dean sausages. pic.twitter.com/ZFNXFDTUfB
— Marko Kloos (@markokloos) February 28, 2017
Considering Amazon can track you through a dozen different Web sites to try to persuade you to buy that one pair of shoes you looked at, it’s amazing they can’t deal with something this dumb.