This site, as previously mentioned, is now 21 years (and one day) old. And this particular feature, wherein we examine the search strings that provoked visits to that site, has been around for about half that time. How this happened, we’ll never know.
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“wordpress” “backup” -“cv” -“resume” -“hiring” -“free software” -“powered by” -“wordpress.com” -“wordpress.co.uk” -“last updated:” -“last update” -“just another” -“posted from”: Obviously some clod who has time to do this because he’s unemployed.
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