Strange search-engine queries (584)

This site, as previously mentioned, is now 21 years (and one day) old. And this particular feature, wherein we examine the search strings that provoked visits to that site, has been around for about half that time. How this happened, we’ll never know.

maybe your daughter? young jailbait selfie & webcam collection:  Not my daughter, and she’d plant a boot up your butt if you so much as suggested it.

1997 mazda 626 od light flashes but does not rev up motor when it comes on going down hiway:  Prepare your checkbook.

naked car men:  They better hope they don’t have a transmission failure while they’re going down the highway.

milf bimbo tumblr:  Probably less than 40 percent of the service.

why is beaver slang for a woman’s private area:  None of your business. It’s private. Go back to looking for milf bimbos on Tumblr.

“wordpress” “backup” -“cv” -“resume” -“hiring” -“free software” -“powered by” -“wordpress.com” -“wordpress.co.uk” -“last updated:” -“last update” -“just another” -“posted from”:  Obviously some clod who has time to do this because he’s unemployed.

“lice masters”+”oklahoma city”:  At least his typing wasn’t lousy.

bob davis fish market okc:  About half a mile from Lice Masters.

until upskirts vacuum varies:  Yeah, but they all suck.

jaded amaranthus automation:  Don’t be such a pigweed.

foreskin rolled back permanently:  Where you gonna go for the rollback? Walmart?

readme.html wordpress capacitor:  I’m not quite sure which this guy understands less: capacitors, or WordPress.

duck i am gonna whip somebody’s:  Acting out of mallards?

5 comments

  1. McG »

    10 April 2017 · 8:36 am

    Walmart, of course. Somebody has to use the space Jackson-Hewitt will have vacated after next Monday.

  2. Holly H »

    10 April 2017 · 8:38 am

    haha! Thanks for ruining the word “rollback” forever.

  3. fillyjonk »

    10 April 2017 · 8:41 am

    Given all the recalls of walmart products recently, I suspect most guys wouldn’t want them anywhere near a body part so important.

  4. Holly H »

    11 April 2017 · 8:44 am

    Good one, fillyjonk.

  5. The Other McCain »

    12 April 2017 · 2:00 pm

    In The Mailbox: 04.12.17

    Dustbury: Strange Search-Engine Queries, also, Old Enough To Drink

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