Blogdom has been much amused by the fourteen-page spread in Harper’s Bazaar (October) in which Mary-Kate Olsen dresses up with Lauren Hutton and declaims, “I run around my house naked with heels all the time.”
I have no doubt that she does — why would anyone make up something like that? — but I suspect that the running is at a pretty slow pace, what with the heels and all. Anyway, this is the full context:
Newly obsessed with Victoria Beckham, she notes she watched Beckham’s Coming to America documentary. “She’s running around in a bikini and heels, and I’m like, Oh, my God, I do that too!” How positively Grey Gardens. “I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It’s so funny. All my friends will tell you that I love running around in kimonos and jewelry or naked with jewelry.”
I am the last person in the world to discourage young women from taking their clothes off, or not putting them on in the first place, but it seems obvious to me that her focal point is the jewelry, and you could probably get her into a Brooks Brothers tailored suit if you told her there would be bling involved.
Or not, in which case you have something like this.