This thing we do once a week, it’s fairly simple to describe: we sort through the search strings that bring this site to people’s attention — generally, this implies results no farther down than Page 10 — and we hope we’ll find something, um, strange. (Which we always have.)
bare butts archive: Well, of course; you can’t forget something like that.
will you be able: I’m sure I can, but like I said, I don’t want to leave that behind.
octopus bimaculoides for sale: Expect one from Apple under the name “iCephalopod.”
al gore keeping the dream alive: With his electric bills, he pretty much has to.
fiat price: More than you think, considering you’re expected to pay for it with fiat currency.
priuser: You can’t get much Priuser than with an actual Prius.
165sr13: No, you can’t stretch those onto those hideous 22-inch “rims” of yours.
duck dildo: Obviously you’ve never seen a duck dong in, um, person.
how to make an invisibility potion in real life: You’ll need eleven secret herbs and spices.
shoshanna and jackson work in the same company and have the same immediate supervisor. they are extremely unhappy and feel that they are being unfairly treated in the workplace. shoshanna decides to write a blog to vent her frustrations and allows jackson to add his feelings too: And after they were both fired, they shared a refrigerator box near the corner of 34th and Vine.
gratingest generation: Let’s not blame everything on Millennials all the time, okay?
the attitude of king james i toward tobacco: He cursed Sir Walter Raleigh, who was such a stupid git.
king uszniewicz and his uszniewicztones: Oh, what the hell:
Rumors persist that the late, lamented Cub Koda had something to do with the King and the U-Tones.