Forget that 867 thing

A throwaway remark from earlier this week:

Miami TV host Jenny Scordamaglia effortlessly switches back and forth between English and Spanish without missing a beat. It’s an inspiring phenomenon to witness, no matter what (if anything) she happens to be wearing.

The operative phrase here is “if anything.” The Sun is there:

DECIDING what to wear on a night out can be a troublesome task.

But rather than trawling through her wardrobe, Jenny Scordamaglia took an innovative approach and decided to hit the club NAKED.

The 28-year-old model, who is based in Florida, was photographed partying at Café Iguana Pines in little more than a neck scarf and a bit of body paint.

It’s actually easier to find risqué pictures of Jenny than more modest shots. On the basis that you’re probably dialing over to look for them, I figured I could get by here with the PG-13 stuff.

Jenny Scordamaglia not looking at her computer

Jenny Scordamaglia lets it all, or most of it anyway, hang out

Jenny Scordamaglia on the air

Just because, here’s a bilingual (and clean!) promo video from last year.

And 867 is perfect here: not only does it invoke the memory of Tommy Tutone, but it’s an area code, about as far from Miami as you can get and still have an area code.


  1. fillyjonk »

    6 May 2017 · 8:39 pm

    I am guessing she uses a lot of “model’s tape.”

  2. Bryan »

    6 May 2017 · 9:26 pm

    Nude cooking? Sounds dangerous…

  3. CGHill »

    6 May 2017 · 9:45 pm

    Probably not good for stir-fry.

  4. ETat »

    7 May 2017 · 10:21 am

    Would you recognize her on the street? I mean, her face. Ah, no, thta’s not the most memorable part of her anatomy.

  5. CGHill »

    7 May 2017 · 2:13 pm

    I tend to be oblivious to identifying characteristics for some reason.

  6. Roger O Green »

    9 May 2017 · 10:08 am

    Her eyes are up here (or something like that…)

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