These jeans aren’t all there

By which I mean these jeans:

Cutout detachable jeans

The latest double-duty demin doozies come in bleached blue or black, and are equally absurd from the front and the back — which is all about celebrating underbutt. Thank (or not) the design folks at Y/Project and Opening Ceremony, where the two-in-one trousers are on sale for $425.

Still, these are better-looking than the jeans with the clear plastic panel and far better-looking than the jeans with the clear plastic everything.

(Via Martin Lieberman.)


  1. McG »

    19 May 2017 · 9:43 am

    At least they’re not “mom jeans”.

  2. CGHill »

    19 May 2017 · 10:59 am

    Not my mom, certainly.

  3. nightfly »

    19 May 2017 · 11:02 am

    The Major can pull off the shorts-over-leotard look with a little exposed torso. But even she only put legs on the outfit in combat situations. I suggest that unless the current wearer is also an ass-kicking future cyborg cop who looks like Scarlett Johansson, to forgo this idea entirely.

  4. CGHill »

    19 May 2017 · 12:19 pm

    Don’t all ass-kicking future cyborg cops who aren’t Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Scarlett Johansson?

  5. McG »

    19 May 2017 · 6:51 pm

    That’s how Skynet plans to win.

  6. ETat »

    20 May 2017 · 11:27 am

    Looks like one of those “cute” outfits for Barbie-doll, geared to her anatomy – along the assembly lines where her butt connects to her legs. It’s just easier to dress her up this way for those little fingers with underdeveloped “motor skills”…

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