An Important Document

“You may have been pre-qualified for an auto loan up to $32,950,” says the back of this silly-ass document, billed as “Freedom Certificate of Finance — Preferred” on the front, along with a picture of Lady Liberty flanked by a couple of pieces of artillery. After all, what’s more American than recovering from a period of penury by going out and overspending on a frigging new car?

This is the very top of that front page:

Important Document from some car dealer

No document attempting to sell me stuff can possibly be “Important.”


  1. McG »

    19 May 2017 · 6:54 pm

    I’m sure it is, to the salesperson whose Porsche payment depends on it.

  2. CGHill »

    19 May 2017 · 8:27 pm

    [insert “call 911” reference here]

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