Time once again for that crazed weekly feature in which we sift through all the recent search traffic in a desperate attempt to churn up some mirth.
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is dreamhost down: If so, how am I typing this?
how to hack tinder password: I’m sure the word “swipe” plays a role here.
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gonojagoron moncho: Drafted at number 56 by the Spurs.
change your default browser’s search: I’d appreciate it if you’d change to something that doesn’t block me.
bixby bridge suicides: Always a tragedy, no matter what you heard.
this will be the day that i die: Please tell me you’re not in Bixby.
beautiful and damned: You might want to pull over before you get to Bixby.
are you hanging on the edge of your seat: Beats the hell out of hanging off a bridge.
glados fast gibberish slowed down: If she wanted you to understand, you would understand.