Strange search-engine queries (592)

Time once again for that crazed weekly feature in which we sift through all the recent search traffic in a desperate attempt to churn up some mirth.

jenny scordamaglia no pants:  Some days she wears no nothing.

nsa sex embden:  I’m guessing “embden” is Swedish for “covfefe.”

mathis brothers zoo pass:  And you thought they just ran a furniture store.

is dreamhost down:  If so, how am I typing this?

how to hack tinder password:  I’m sure the word “swipe” plays a role here.

eset keeps blocking url:  Um, that’s what you pay them to do for you, or perhaps for your mom.

which is better honda or toyota yahoo answers:  I wouldn’t trust one of those Yahoos to judge a beauty contest with one entrant.

gonojagoron moncho:  Drafted at number 56 by the Spurs.

change your default browser’s search:  I’d appreciate it if you’d change to something that doesn’t block me.

bixby bridge suicides:  Always a tragedy, no matter what you heard.

this will be the day that i die:  Please tell me you’re not in Bixby.

beautiful and damned:  You might want to pull over before you get to Bixby.

are you hanging on the edge of your seat:  Beats the hell out of hanging off a bridge.

glados fast gibberish slowed down:  If she wanted you to understand, you would understand.


  1. Holly H »

    5 June 2017 · 9:11 am

    Nice job working in “covfefe.” And Yahoos.

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