What happens here is simply this: a lot of people come here, not to see what sort of absurd observations I might be making, but because they’re searching for something. Of course, I know what they’re searching for, and if it’s funny enough or ludicrous enough or simply weird enough, it will show up here on a Monday morning.
does gap insurance cover voluntary repossession: Um, no, unless you’re planning to wreck it on the way back to the dealer.
is “of un-ambiguity and preserveness of”: No, it isn’t.
charles the next door neighbor: Only true of one house on this block.
bullet dealer missouri: Right this way. Can we interest you in a delivery device for those bullets?
upskirts at the masters: Try a 3-wood.
danny’s mother is even-tempered fair and tactful: Unlike Danny, who by all accounts is a world-class asshat.
lubuntu forcepae: Dear God, how old is this CPU of yours?
her junior: And next year, her senior.
so doggone cute: Probably why she was dating a junior in the first place.
a: Seriously, that’s it: “a.” How the hell am I #11 for that?
itunes3: Almost certainly faster and less bloated than iTunes 12.
column b in tyler’s spreadsheet contains the addresses of his clients. some of the addresses are truncated so roger: Can’t poach them. Either that or Tyler just doesn’t know how to work a spreadsheet.
bill smith batman: To some of us, Adam West will always be Batman.