If you live in the United States, there’s at least a measurable chance you got the day off today. I didn’t. But I’m not complaining. (Much.) And the usual Monday-morning routine contains the usual trip through the search strings, looking for things that, as they say out here on the Plains, “just don’t look right.”
box in mazda 6 that sends signal to transmission: It’s not like you can fix it yourself; hell, you don’t even know the name of the part.
ijxgbpkknko -site:youtube.com: Yeah, that’s easy for you to say.
reptiles express: It does, after all, take a long time for them to crawl.
cum salad dressing: You told me this was Thousand Island.
nudewithfriends.tumblr: There must be a thousand Tumblrs full of naked people, and they all reblog each other.
elizabeth kucinich tongue ring: Better her than Dennis, I suppose.
according to the tree diagram below, what is the probability that someone buys a book that is hardcover and nonfiction? We’re sorry, but we had to cut down that tree to print a book that is hardcover and nonfiction.
slowly turning sissy: Go ahead and shave your legs, Dave. Who’s gonna know?
nude recreation: What’s that, Dave? You can’t go skinny-dipping because you just shaved your legs?
my fb account is disabled how to enable: Ask Facebook. You obviously can’t do it yourself.
used realdoll™ $200…$400: You had your fun with her, now you throw her away. Typical.
tweetdeck who muted me: The last person you pissed off.
phuyuck james bond: Bite me, Blofeld.