Strange search-engine queries (599)

Welcome to the work week. This is the last gasp of my weekend: a romp through the logs to see if anybody who landed here was searching for anything interesting at the time.

free bouncty prerky nude boobies:  Guy’s so excited, he forgot how to spell.

halloween pranks naked:  Just a reminder: when they happen, it’s almost November. If you freeze something off, it’s your own fault.

refuse fascism:  That was the one saving grace of the Mussolini regime: they picked the refuse up on time.

hosted kafka:  Mr Samsa would like a can of Raid sent to room 232.

“half-empty”:  Alternatively, “half-full.” Or maybe “twice as big as necessary.”

gopcare:  I’m betting you probably don’t want to get sick right about now.

going to take a miracle:  That’s what I say every time I think the air conditioning has failed.

one bedroom apartments for rent under $600 in bristol ct:  You may end up sleeping under a satellite dish at ESPN.

pomeranian bowling:  It’s a whole different game, unless you can find a pomeranian weighing 16 pounds.

cars 3 movie leaked:  That explains the oil stains on the keyboard.

a script on this page may be busy, or it may have stopped responding. you can stop the script now, open the script in the debugger, or let the script continue:  Or you can make a note never to visit that damn page ever again.

christianity and nudism:  Not necessarily incompatible, but there are few places of worship that combine the two.

one man’s junk cleveland county nc:  Personally, I don’t want to see any man’s junk right now, even if he’s a Christian.

2 comments

  1. fillyjonk »

    24 July 2017 · 6:41 am

    bouncty prerkty sounds pretty uncomfortable, both for the woman who has ’em and for the person who’s looking at ’em.

  2. McG »

    24 July 2017 · 9:14 am

    you can stop the script now

    The cast and crew of Ishtar say, “Now you tell me!”

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