Far be it from me to discourage anyone from acquiring this mostly lovable semi-fictional character:
Mighty and stunning, the Design Toscano Bigfoot The Garden Yeti Statue is an attractive choice for any home. It features a large yeti that is either on the lookout for some prey or just exploring the surroundings. You can place this statue either at home or next to the trees of your backyard. Made from the toughest quality of 100% resin, the Bigfoot The Garden Yeti Statue from Design Toscano comes with the kind of durability that lasts for generations. This statue is resistant to UV as well as fading and coated in a brown finish. It can be kept as good as new by storing it indoors during the harshest winters. It is available in multiple sizes.
Not even the most abominable snowman can deal with the worst snow.
Two sizes are available: the taller is 28.5 inches, not nearly enough to overshadow your life-size My Little Pony, which shouldn’t be out in your garden in the first place, even if it’s Fluttershy.
List price is $136, but at this writing it’s marked down to $96.
(Via our old friend Lisa Paul.)
Addendum: I was humming this darn thing while cutting and pasting, and I figured, why not?
Live from 1976. (Jonathan Richman, to my eternal surprise, is older than I am.)