Sometimes it’s just that simple

And the SCREAMING CAPITALIZATION doesn’t help:

I HAVE ASKED THIS QUESTION THREE TIMES AND NO ONE WANTS TO TELL ME WHY I AM NOT GETTING ANY LIKES ON MY RECENT POSTS ON FACEBOOK.

IT IS VERY IRRITATING WHEN I POST SOMETHING AND NO ONE RESPONDS BACK TO ME ON FACEBOOK OR GIVES ME ANY LIKES.

Why am I not getting any likes on my posts on Facebook? And, what am I doing wrong?

Short answer: you are an asshat.

Somewhat longer answer: You’re asserting that you’re entitled to the kind of response that validates your exaggerated sense of self, both on and off Facebook. This is more than sufficient cause to write you off as an asshat.





5 comments

  1. McG »

    5 August 2017 · 1:59 pm

    As the memesters would say, Self-Awareness FAIL.

  2. Mike aka Proof »

    5 August 2017 · 4:17 pm

    Uh…maybe nobody likes them??

  3. McG »

    5 August 2017 · 4:34 pm

    Actually if I had a complaint it would be WHY AREN’T PEOPLE DROPPING THEIR DISPOSABLE INCOME INTO MY SWEAR JAR!!!!!?????

  4. fillyjonk »

    5 August 2017 · 7:22 pm

    If they’re that angry and that kind of mistreatment, maybe they should just stop posting. That will fix the other people!

  5. fillyjonk »

    5 August 2017 · 7:22 pm

    “At” dangit, not “and.”

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