Strange search-engine queries (604)

Welcome to Monday. Please have exact change. And stay tuned for some of the more bizarre search strings that somehow point to this site.

http://hqwall.net/eng/wallpaper/Zooey Deschanel 160-68684.html:  All I can say is that the link worked when it got here.

megadonk:  1024 kilodonks.

on march 1 1982 john deposited $2250:  And he sure wishes he had it now.

in this stanza, prufrock repeats “do i dare?” three times. what does the repetition indicate about his state of mind? he is indecisive. he is adventurous. he wants to be on time. he is worried about the stairs:  And he wonders if that peach in the bowl on the table is still good.

rektful banned for showing young girl pretty much nude:  Yeah, pretty much.

from the albums released by a musician, the recording company wishes to release in a boxed set. how many different boxed sets are possible, assuming that the order in which the albums are chosen for a boxed set is irrelevant?  As many as the customers are willing to buy.

the money collected from selling bacon at a butcher store:  However much it was, it was worth it.

dumpster rental haiku:  A long metal box / You may fill it to the brim / With all sorts of crap.

cooties übersetzung:  Believe me, you’ll recognize them when you see them.

the thermometer hanging on jessica’s patio reads 18°c on a cool autumn day. the temperature on jessica’s patio in fahrenheit is °f. use this formula to convert the temperature:  On the other hand, it’s her patio and presumably her thermometer. Maybe she doesn’t want Fahrenheit.

petula clark topless:  Aw, come on, she’s over 80.

colonel sanders rule 34:  Now those breasts, you can look at.

bcbsok integris:  Sorry, they’re not speaking to one another.

2 comments

  1. McG »

    28 August 2017 · 9:19 am

    Whether 64.4°F. is “cool” depends on the dewpoint, IMHO.

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