If you’ve seen this before, well, you’re seeing it again. If you’re new to these parts, let me explain: somewhere between 5,000 and 10,000 visitors arrive here every month, and most of them aren’t drawn to the place by my alleged brilliance; they’re looking for something. Sometimes those somethings are a little bit off kilter, which makes them worth passing on.
circumferential evidence: Trust me, it’s all around you.
?cat=2 manbabies: There’s something disconcerting having your second category devoted to manbabies.
ford automobile company mustang logo pet leash: Do you have a horse? Because this might look silly on an iguana.
karl malden nose disease: Probably not life-threatening, unlike what Lou Gehrig had.
which way does the sun rotate: Whichever way maximizes the glare on your windshield.
“new york dermatologists”: Call now, and you may get an appointment before the spring thaw.
debugging kernel panic: Perfectly normal. Ask anyone who’s lived through it.
is how stella got her groove back on netflix: It might be. Check the program guide, and prepare to chill.
system of a down tour 2013: Um, I think you missed it.
invisible bikini prank: I’m not quite sure how you’d do this without drawing some unwanted attention.
“redundant”: See “redundant.”
mazda transmission identification: Chances are, you have the one that’s broken.