First order of business on this Monday morning is to shake the logs and see if anything even slightly amusing falls out.
hugh hefner death date: Far as I know, no one’s died while going out with Hef.
decisive moments youtube moment bite this: Yeah, that sounds pretty decisive to me.
yougore: Featuring a collection of decisive biting moments from YouTube.
sister incest blog: This has gotta be on Tumblr.
bat blog hoosier taxpayer: So does this.
closest thing to cialis over the counter: For you, probably Mucinex.
dorothy’s gnawing dark souls 3: The closest thing to Mucinex over the counter.
valvoline rookwood: She opened for Dorothy the year of the Gnawing Dark Souls 3 tour.
feral from the mortuary: Growing up around dead things will do that to you.
audi from hell: Oddly, it was sold at a Volkswagen dealer.
when the automobile manufacturer releases a new model in its wow series, it promises that drivers can expect to get mileage that varies by no more than 6.5 miles per gallon from its field-tested average of 28.4 miles per gallon. which solution represents the range of mileage you can expect from this: They’re all 21.9 mpg, just like the Audi from Hell.
burp collaborator server: God help you if you can’t burp on your own.
wank material: For instance, anything referencing Rule 34.