Turning up for turnout

There is, I decided, not a whole lot of emotional gratification in the absentee ballot; mostly, it reminds me that I am old and infirm. And frankly, passing in front of a mirror tells me that every stinking day.

So I betook myself to the actual polling place and hiked (well, with the walker) about 50 feet uphill. A guy in a Cox truck stared at me in disbelief. “Where’d you park?”

I pointed to my car, six spaces away.

“You want me to move your car up here?” “Up here” was along the side of the building, adjacent to the one officially marked handicap space.

“I’ll be all right,” I said.

He nodded — this is not something anyone wants to argue about — and grabbed the door for me.

And at about 5:03 pm, I started on the three pages of ballot. I’d pretty much made up my mind beforehand, so I really didn’t need to read all that legal verbiage. And the machine responded with 1024, 1025 and 1026; assuming everyone filled out all three pages — there’s no reason to assume otherwise, since there’s one poll worker dedicated to the task of handing you all three of them — I was the 324th voter.

Incidentally, the person in front of me was a long-legged young woman in a short leg cast; as I was leaving, a gentleman about my age arrived in a wheelchair. Had I had any doubts about what I was doing, I would have felt vindicated right about then.


  1. Roger Green »

    12 September 2017 · 8:57 pm

    Good for you, citizen!

  2. ETat »

    13 September 2017 · 6:38 am

    You are a positive Maresev! [look’im up!] Yay

    a joke is on my lips…not quite witty one…ok

    Democrats are happy with every not-quite-dead voter!

  3. CGHill »

    13 September 2017 · 7:08 pm

    According to the Oklahoman, turnout was 14 percent: terrible, but a smidgen better than I might have predicted.

  4. ETat »

    13 September 2017 · 9:12 pm

    and what, not one dead soul, illegal or visitors from across the state border? unprecedented!

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