Monday morning, as usual — for 11 years, anyway — we open up the big machine in the far corner and look around for things that people were searching for that, purely by coincidence, happened to be here. If they’re at least marginally amusing, so much the better.
iyambo chwo: I’m guessing this is not something like Purina Klipspringer Chow.
devon dietary disagree dispatch: I’m guessing this is also not something like Purina Klipspringer Chow.
if we use the analogy that some u.s. families have an income that could be represented by the height of mount everest, then the average american family has an income that is: Halfway down the Mariana Trench.
dumpster rental thoreau: I’m pretty sure Henry David Thoreau never rented a Dumpster.
protect adult brief 32 42 medium white disposable sold each quantity per 1 ea category undergarments product class undergarments: Price includes air freight via Incontinental Airlines.
jenny scordamaglia birthday: Not sure when it is, but she’ll probably be wearing her birthday suit.
lobotomy corporation rule 34: Which lobe responds to visual stimuli?
how to remove shrink wrap from febreze small spaces: Use small scissors.
stereo stone: Actually, there are two stones, one on each side.
moab base jumping accident: Landed on a stone. (Actually, two stones, one on each side.)
everything’s a rich man’s trick snopes: Lately, Snopes hasn’t exactly been rolling in it.
bullet dealer missouri: Often, they sell bullets in the same place they sell guns.
which way does the sun rotate: That way. [points]