What would your Monday be like without a deep dive into the search logs? Let’s hope you don’t find out any time soon.
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a savings account compounds interest, at a rate of 25%, once a year. eve puts $500 in the account as the principal. how can eve set up a function to track the amount of money she has? 25 percent? What is this alleged bank investing in? Venezuelan junk bonds?
“forbear”: What Charmin ought to do with those damn TV commercials.
in the excerpt which concept causes the downfall of humanity: Pumpkin spice. Isn’t it obvious?
devon knows that there are 3 teaspoons: He knows no such thing. There is no spoon.
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until upskirts: It was still possible to strum one’s own sitar, so to speak.
screaming frog alternative: A toad with a speech impediment.
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