Somewhere around 6000 people come here every week, and they’re not necessarily coming specifically to hear me pontificate. Sometimes they’re looking for stuff like this:
“over 30” “forget about sex”: About what?
classical music dreary mournful defeat: Obviously not a Strauss waltz.
women judge mens penis size on nudist beach: Like they don’t check you out elsewhere?
how to make a girl blush: Have her read the previous item out loud.
How to use the word Don’t: If you have to ask, you don’t need to.
Laura Ingraham, Monica Crowley and Ann Coulter: <carnac>Name three women who are less chirpy than Katie Couric.</carnac>
girls what do you like better cut or uncut guys? I can see no reason to ask me this.
“Peter Noone” “misdemeanor”: Second verse wasn’t same as the first.
what is crestfallen: Tom’s condition after he dropped the toothpaste.
boobiethon photos unedited: They don’t edit any of them. However, you have to donate more money to see the more explicit ones.
“happy thoughts and fuzzy bunnies”: It perplexes me no end that I am the only result for this search.
www.dustbury.com fame: Um, what fame?