Fall is well and truly upon us, as it’s supposed to be this time of year, but so far as I can tell, that doesn’t mean we’re going to have lots of people searching for pumpkin spice; heck, you can’t avoid running into it these days. In the meantime, here’s a sampling of what’s bringing searchers to this semi-legendary Web site.
And marching on, and marching on, the little we had, the … we had lyrics featured on startimes series: Who said anything about March? It’s November. Pumpkin spice. Remember?
disturbed soil: I’ve collected recordings by both, and Disturbed sounds nothing like SOiL.
blue children’s shortall set selling nigerian: Never seen any blue children, in Nigeria or elsewhere.
all employees at wally world amusement park are required to work on weekends because that is when 80% of the customers visit the park. alex likes to go to church on sunday morning and asks that he not have to work on sunday. must the park accommodate his request? How early on Sunday morning does this park open, anyway?
costume supercenter party pup pull string pinata home: Just don’t keep Alex up late. He’s going to church in the morning.
christianity and nudism: No particular conflict, though Alex will almost certainly be dressed at church in the morning.
judge jeanine cleavage: It’s pretty much where you think it is.
moobage: Something not possessed by Judge Jeanine.
“auto julio rent a car”: Did you try down by the schoolyard? That’s the last place I saw Julio.
a side piece of pornstar: You should only be so lucky.
squidward: In the general direction of the squid.