A letter to the editor of the Oklahoman, published yesterday:
I have a simple solution for Oklahoma’s budget crisis. If we were to add a dime tax to every order of french fries sold in Oklahoma per day, no one would notice! Tax dollars raised would cover teacher pay, DHS, law enforcement, fire, construction and everything else we need to fund. Obesity kills many more Oklahomans than smoking does. Oklahomans will quit smoking, but they will never give up french fries.
Scott Uselton, Edmond
Does this include hash browns? Tater Tots? For Heinz’ sake, man, we need details!