Strange search-engine queries (617)

There are many things for which I have been grateful of late, and one of them is the fact that I’ve managed to keep this flimsy premise for a Web feature going for a decade and beyond.

how do working in demio gear box:  If you don’t mind getting gear oil all over you.

braums payroll:  Presumably doesn’t include you, unless you work there.

how spotify raymond vulture:  A stream is a stream, even if it’s from a bird of prey.

from the albums released by a musician, the recording company wishes to release in a boxed set. how many different boxed sets are possible, assuming that the order in which the albums are chosen for a boxed set is irrelevant?  It depends on how many tracks are available. If it’s Elvis, you may never, ever run out.

sex crimes lawyer coatesville:  Well, we know what you’ve been up to.

ivan just spent an evening watching pornographic movies of attractive women who actually seemed to enjoy being sexually molested. this experience is most likely to lead him to:  The office of a sex-crimes lawyer in Coatesville?

juan and dori recently got married. if current demographics continue, what is the likelihood (percentage) they will get divorced or separated?  Not sure. There’s a sex-crimes lawyer over in Coatesville we could consult.

herniated disc relief in south coatesville:  Sheesh. I’m thinking maybe I should stay the hell out of Coatesville.

autonomous vehicles 34 success secrets – 34 most asked questions on autonomous vehicles – what you need to know:  If you’re wise, you’ll stay the hell out of Coatesville.

slightly damned rule 34:  Nothing slight about it.

lobotomy corporation rule 34:  You oughta see their W-2 forms.

looney spoony:  Oh, get forked.


  1. ETat »

    27 November 2017 · 6:46 am

    Things I am grateful: for staying the hell out of Coatsville

  2. CGHill »

    27 November 2017 · 7:50 am


  3. McGehee »

    27 November 2017 · 8:21 am

    I wonder if the lawyer search and the herniated disc search might be, you know, related?

  4. CGHill »

    27 November 2017 · 5:34 pm

    They weren’t from the same IP address, but that proves nothing.

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  6. Dan T. »

    29 November 2017 · 7:25 am

    I think the boxed set query was in one of your earlier search query lists, months or years ago.

  7. CGHill »

    29 November 2017 · 2:23 pm

    It’s entirely possible, since the gizmo I have to decrypt Google searches does not sort by date.

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