Oh, look. It’s Monday again. And that can mean only one of one thing: it’s time for another slog through the logs in search of possible punchlines.
[zoo] alice with horse – new star best vol. 1: Purchaser is, we may safely assume, not hung like a horse.
fzq transmission: I could have sworn I heard someone yelling that by the side of the road.
oxygen not included thimble reed: Goodness, how will you breathe?
what is wrong with frontier internet: Says the guy who’s never had Comcast.
logitech media server died. restarting: They do that. Not much else you can do about it.
walmart nimmo parkway auto center: Pep Boys too rich for your blood?
workout wrapped xerox yourself: Remember, though: your clone sleeps alone.
cheap backlinks: You want a spot on Google’s front page? Buy a damn ad, you pencil-necked geek.
sickness insurance: This provides coverage for your reaction to your 2018 health-insurance bill.
generic preppies wipes 50 count large: How, exactly, do you tell if a preppy is generic?
red lipstick meaning: If you have to ask, perhaps you don’t need to know just yet.
göögle: Still draws more traffic than Biñg.