Strange search-engine queries (618)

Oh, look. It’s Monday again. And that can mean only one of one thing: it’s time for another slog through the logs in search of possible punchlines.

[zoo] alice with horse – new star best vol. 1:  Purchaser is, we may safely assume, not hung like a horse.

fzq transmission:  I could have sworn I heard someone yelling that by the side of the road.

oxygen not included thimble reed:  Goodness, how will you breathe?

what is wrong with frontier internet:  Says the guy who’s never had Comcast.

logitech media server died. restarting:  They do that. Not much else you can do about it.

walmart nimmo parkway auto center:  Pep Boys too rich for your blood?

workout wrapped xerox yourself:  Remember, though: your clone sleeps alone.

cheap backlinks:  You want a spot on Google’s front page? Buy a damn ad, you pencil-necked geek.

sickness insurance:  This provides coverage for your reaction to your 2018 health-insurance bill.

generic preppies wipes 50 count large:  How, exactly, do you tell if a preppy is generic?

red lipstick meaning:  If you have to ask, perhaps you don’t need to know just yet.

göögle: Still draws more traffic than Biñg.





2 comments »

  1. McGehee »

    4 December 2017 · 7:46 am

    Generic preppies wear unlabeled ascots.

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    4 December 2017 · 9:59 pm

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