At least, that’s how I saw it. The Egyptian authorities have sentenced singer Shyma and producer Mohamed Gamel to two years, presumably in separate slammers, and fined them each ten thousand pounds ($560) for taking part in this spectacle:
On a scale of one to Miley Cyrus, this is about a five; there’s a one-point penalty for the banana and #69 sight gags. Apparently the title translates to “I Have Issues”; if she didn’t before, I’ll bet she does now. Meanwhile, somewhere aroubd 60 percent of the YouTube thumbs are downturned, though a Frenchman in the comment section offered her asylum in his home country (“Qu’elle vienne se réfugier en France! Je la prends chez moi!”).