Strange search-engine queries (621)

That number — six hundred twenty-one — should tell you that the logs back behind the scene can truly be the gift that keeps on giving; it’s kept this Monday-morning feature semi-fresh for over a decade.

As the four winners of the grade-school spelling bee posed for a picture, each was recollecting over:  How they did so well on the stage and yet keep messing up little two-syllable words in class.

snapchat speedometer not working:  You’re typing too slow. Get on with it already.

maybe he’ll know cyndi lauper:  Easily recognizable from those drug commercials she’s been doing.

what is wrong with frontier internet:  Same thing that’s wrong with most local ISPs in the states: insufficient local competition.

michelle, who is a very fast keyboard typist, types faster when others are watching her work. this best illustrates:  That were she not employed, she’d be an attention whore.

hummer h1 coming back:  It only looks that way because it took so long to park it in the first place.

intp warmest machine:  Is, then, INTJ the coldest?

cryptocurrency blackhatworld:  True black hats today are interested in cryptocurrency only to the extent that you have to send it to them to get your files back.

snootful:  For instance: “Those hackers want a snootful of bitcoin before they’ll decrypt your files.”

invisible schoolgirl:  At the very least, you’d think she’d be immune to pervs out to get upskirt photos.

fast supper:  A misprint from the New Testament, in which Judas left early because he might miss his ride to Potter’s Field.

welcometoelba:  Sign that used to hang in front of Bonaparte’s Retreat.


  1. ETat »

    25 December 2017 · 12:16 pm

    Did you, too, watched yesterday?

  2. CGHill »

    25 December 2017 · 12:53 pm

    Didn’t watch a thing yesterday, by purest chance.

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