That number — six hundred twenty-one — should tell you that the logs back behind the scene can truly be the gift that keeps on giving; it’s kept this Monday-morning feature semi-fresh for over a decade.
As the four winners of the grade-school spelling bee posed for a picture, each was recollecting over: How they did so well on the stage and yet keep messing up little two-syllable words in class.
snapchat speedometer not working: You’re typing too slow. Get on with it already.
maybe he’ll know cyndi lauper: Easily recognizable from those drug commercials she’s been doing.
what is wrong with frontier internet: Same thing that’s wrong with most local ISPs in the states: insufficient local competition.
michelle, who is a very fast keyboard typist, types faster when others are watching her work. this best illustrates: That were she not employed, she’d be an attention whore.
hummer h1 coming back: It only looks that way because it took so long to park it in the first place.
intp warmest machine: Is, then, INTJ the coldest?
cryptocurrency blackhatworld: True black hats today are interested in cryptocurrency only to the extent that you have to send it to them to get your files back.
snootful: For instance: “Those hackers want a snootful of bitcoin before they’ll decrypt your files.”
invisible schoolgirl: At the very least, you’d think she’d be immune to pervs out to get upskirt photos.
fast supper: A misprint from the New Testament, in which Judas left early because he might miss his ride to Potter’s Field.
welcometoelba: Sign that used to hang in front of Bonaparte’s Retreat.