Yeah, good luck with that

A woman is entitled to want what she wants. Getting it, however, is an entirely different matter:

Predicted result: gross, sad, and unattractive, until the day she dies.


  1. ETat »

    25 December 2017 · 4:49 pm

    What if she turns up to be fit, trim and sexy? And having no free evening in her calendar for months ahead? Would those losers change their tune?

  2. Don »

    25 December 2017 · 4:53 pm

    Trim, fit, sexy, and a jackass? No, thank you. If this is genuine, it’s valuable information. I’ll know not to waste a minute on this silly woman.

  3. ETat »

    25 December 2017 · 5:25 pm

    Green grapes, Don, greenish-green grapes

  4. McGehee »

    25 December 2017 · 7:33 pm

    The trouble with being shallow is, you have to take the whole person, not just the skin.

    Unless you’re Buffalo Bill from “The Silence of the Lambs.”

  5. Nancy Reyes »

    25 December 2017 · 9:57 pm

    Looking at the list, I find my husband Lolo fits many of her criteria.
    But I didn’t chose him according to a list: I chose to date and marry him because he was kind person, and good in bed.
    Hmm…She sort of left that last part out of her list…

  6. Francis W. Porretto »

    26 December 2017 · 4:04 am

    The gal’s entitled to her preferences, but she’ll soon discover that preferences have consequences…if she hasn’t already.

  7. Holly H »

    26 December 2017 · 8:10 am

    Yeah, like the consequence of scaring off 99% of the guys who read this ad. And the other 1%? Delusional.

  8. CGHill »

    26 December 2017 · 5:32 pm

    I meet approximately four of her criteria.

    Anyone who matches up with my desiderata more than 60 percent, I tend to fall rather hard for, so I’m working diligently to surround myself with those I wouldn’t have on a bet.

  9. ETat »

    27 December 2017 · 6:14 am

    You wouldn’t have on a bet? That on a post re: unrealistic expectations?
    Ahhhh, thanks for the laugh

  10. Lorna »

    28 December 2017 · 10:39 am

    That’s actually insane. No family baggage, that’s just crazy. I get everyone has their preferences, but based on all of that and the guy being an orphan, I’m pretty sure there’s going to be a lot of issues cropping up. Plus, with that amount of gym time, cooking, working, he’s not going to have any time to see her lol.

    Raindrops of Sapphire

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