The idea behind this weekly feature is simple enough: we look at the search strings that reach across the Web to find this little place, and we post the ones we like best and/or understand the least.
dustbury com strange searchengine queries: You’re soaking in it. What I want to know is why I was only #23 for that string.
mclaren car as a unicorn: Would its horn pass Federal safety standards?
costume supercenter com: I’m guessing this is sort of a Costco for cosplayers.
we’re all gonna die: This is, um, not exactly news.
prndl parking: If you’re gonna park, use P.
pre-exposure prophylaxis: Because you don’t have chlamydia — yet.
yuccie urban dictionary: Yeah, there’s some pretty yuccie stuff in there.
dumpster rental likely: If the Magic 8-Ball told me that, I’d be alarmed.
tvtime direct mosquito repelling keychain: Which I suppose would be handy if the insects were actually trying to bite your keys.
popeye’s supplements waterloo 170 university ave w waterloo: Rows and rows of spinach.
million carats: Don’t let Bugs Bunny hear you say that.
christine chatelain feet: She’s 1.73 meters tall, so that’s five feet, eight inches.
austin power dildo experience: I remember when they opened for the J. Geils Band.