Strange search-engine queries (628)

It’s yet another Monday, and therefore time for yet another roundup of recent search strings that led unwitting Web surfers to these premises. You’re just as surprised as we are.

shiyou-zumi shitagi:  Yeah, well, that’s easy for you to say.

leering eyes:  Possessed by everyone whose search string begins with “Rule 34.”

quest for camelot rule 34:  Or ends with it.

colonel sanders net worth:  Many, many buckets.

the five percenters:  Probably seven or eight times as many as there are one-percenters.

episode she farts:  Was this Cagney or Lacey?

manor on the hill diggy:  If you really want to get diggy with it, I suggest a manor in a hole.

macgyver is faced with the problem of opening a safe with 10 buttons numbered from 0 to 9. the safe can be opened by pressing three buttons, not necessarily distinct, in correct order. what is the probability that macgyver will hit the right combination?  Have you never seen MacGuyver? He gets it every damn time.

skintrovert:  A nudist who won’t go outside.

yeti дизайн:  All those abominable snowmen look alike.

yeti lawsuit against walmart:  But they resent it if you treat them that way.

fortress proppants:  Sometimes cargo shorts simply won’t do.


  1. Dan T. »

    12 February 2018 · 7:49 am

    Colonel Sanders kicked the bucket long ago.

    Or was it Kate or Allie?

    How about the abdominal snowmen?

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