They do not choose to run

In fact, you’d have to work pretty hard to force these pantyhose to even look like they’re developing a hole:

There’s a Kickstarter mentioned, but just two backers put up over 75 percent of the goal, and forty others put them over the top.

And these are seriously pricey: $145 a pair, though backers — they’re still accepting backers for the next month or so — will be paying $79. Then again, if you can get 50 wearings out of a single pair, even at full retail that’s under $3 a wearing. Sizes S through XXL can be had.

(Via Real Simple.)


  1. Holly H »

    13 February 2018 · 1:36 pm

    “the call of a generation”, eh? I would believe that, only if they are as comfortable as my workout pants.

    Indestructibility is impressive. But I’d need both properties, before I would buy a pair. Oh, and the price would have to come way down.

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  3. fillyjonk »

    13 February 2018 · 3:08 pm

    I bet I’d still destroy a pair before 50 wearings. Too much tendency to walk out across a lawn going “hey what’s that bird out there’ and run into sandburs, or too much likelihood of colliding with an open file-cabinet drawer.

  4. Holly H »

    14 February 2018 · 9:39 am

    I wish more people would walk across a lawn to check out exotic wildlife. We’d all be better off.

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