See your nearest C-store

You’ll recognize it immediately:

This LA Times item gives hope: “Fernando Lopez plans to close his three local Los Angeles-area Oaxacan restaurants for the day Monday after his approximately 50 employees agreed to observe a planned immigrant rights boycott then.”

By my count that’s three less places that will be serving up the “hand-wrapped garbage disposal delight” known as the “Burrito” (so named because it contains scraps of otherwise inedible food that was, in the past, fed only to Burros). Touted by the poor and the brain-dead alike as a “tasty snack,” the Burrito violates the primary rule of dining, “Never eat anything bigger than your head,” while recycling stuff usually found in the dumpsters of good restaurants through the innards of a human host who should know better and — shortly — will.

Hmmmm. Am I poor, or am I brain-dead? (Don’t answer that.)

1 comment

  1. McGehee »

    5 May 2018 · 7:34 pm

    Ain’t opinions wonderful?

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