A segment of the Great Wall of Text

I admit to having lost the war: email clients, with very few exceptions, now default to HTML encoding, which means it’s no longer particularly useful to conceal whole pages of hidden text in an effort to foil spam filters. Which is not to say that there aren’t some diehards out there still; something bannered “16 Senior Discounts You Might Have Missed” contained the following textual landfill:

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And it goes on for nearly 700 words more. I’m pretty sure, though, that after a winter in Youngstown, I’d be ready to thermomigrate.

1 comment

  1. nightfly »

    29 May 2018 · 3:08 pm

    “Snoop” Petschnikoff is an ex-cop turned gumshoe with a hard-luck past… then SHE walks in. Lieselotte Bellman – the once-glamorous foreign ballerina living a quiet retirement in Topeka, simple yet still-elegant, with a bigger problem than either of them dared imagine.

    How did Lieselotte find herself enmeshed with the business of the expressive lovelorn loanshark, Jarvin Nathenson? Will they prevail against the odds?

    SMOKEHOUSE SEESAW – from Morlock Publishing.

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